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Post by dickgherkin on Aug 2, 2015 10:02:56 GMT
Higgs Out! We want Edmonds!
Noel, if you're reading this .... help us Obi Edmonds, you are our only hope....
Surely he could invest £10 million to buy Team Higgs out. He wouldn't have to run the club, just install a trusted lieutenant who would run the club properly. Then Noel can just sit back and bask in his newfound hero status for half the city of Bristol!
Build a proper South Stand and I'm a happy man at the Mem until we get into the Championship.
I'll even let him rename the stands ......
"The Blobthorn End / Blobhouse Terrace" (with "The Late Late Liquid Breakfast Area" at one end for all the lads piling in from the Welly after the game's started) "Crinkly Bottoms" for the Dribuild Stand "The Bankers Row" for the Executive boxes - the opportunities are endless!
I even got this from his Wikipedia page - "He has also claimed that he is occasionally visited by two melon-sized "spiritual energy" balls, which appear over his shoulders and which he believes to be the spirits of his dead parents."
Positive Mental Attitude, as Linford Christie famously said! An owner to match the positivity of Darrell Clarke!
Real Ultimate Edmonds Power is what we need to take us out of the darkness and in the light of two melon-sized "spiritual energy" balls!
WE! WANT! EDMONDS!
WE! WANT! EDMONDS!
WE! WANT! EDMONDS!
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Post by The Gas on Aug 2, 2015 10:12:19 GMT
Higgs Out! We want Edmonds! Noel, if you're reading this .... help us Obi Edmonds, you are our only hope.... Surely he could invest £10 million to buy Team Higgs out. He wouldn't have to run the club, just install a trusted lieutenant who would run the club properly. Then Noel can just sit back and bask in his newfound hero status for half the city of Bristol! Build a proper South Stand and I'm a happy man at the Mem until we get into the Championship. I'll even let him rename the stands ...... "The Blobthorn End / Blobhouse Terrace" (with "The Late Late Liquid Breakfast Area" at one end for all the lads piling in from the Welly after the game's started) "Crinkly Bottoms" for the Dribuild Stand "The Bankers Row" for the Executive boxes - the opportunities are endless! I even got this from his Wikipedia page - "He has also claimed that he is occasionally visited by two melon-sized "spiritual energy" balls, which appear over his shoulders and which he believes to be the spirits of his dead parents." Positive Mental Attitude, as Linford Christie famously said! An owner to match the positivity of Darrell Clarke! Real Ultimate Edmonds Power is what we need to take us out of the darkness and in the light of two melon-sized "spiritual energy" balls! WE! WANT! EDMONDS! WE! WANT! EDMONDS! WE! WANT! EDMONDS! Noel is Sir Geoffrey's mate.
So if it happened, guess who the likely candidate to be in charge would be.
PS - I'd have him back tomorrow
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Post by dagnogo on Aug 2, 2015 10:19:35 GMT
Edmonds is just about mental enough to go for this.
If Geoff returned I'd go watch someone else though.
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Post by dagnogo on Aug 2, 2015 11:10:12 GMT
Can Alan Walsh persuade Frasier to waste £10m? The club's such a basket case that our runout tune should be "Tossed salads and scrambled eggs"...
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2015 14:40:23 GMT
Are we sure he's not Knowle Edmunds?
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Post by crater on Aug 2, 2015 14:49:22 GMT
Noel will likely say no deal so to be honest I would prefer Bill Gates
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Post by Topper Gas on Aug 2, 2015 15:14:50 GMT
Why should NH be rewarded with a £10m payoff for his absolute failure, that's even more thane he's invested which is only around £2m?
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Post by LPGas on Aug 2, 2015 15:18:10 GMT
Why should NH be rewarded with a £10m payoff for his absolute failure, that's even more thane he's invested/wanted which is only around £2m? You like a lot of people on here always quote figures. Where do you get them from?
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Post by harrybuckle on Aug 2, 2015 15:21:14 GMT
Nick would demand his £7m back and Noel's houseparty would install Mr Blooby as mascot
Deal or no deal ...no way Jose ..he prefers cricket anyway ....hates football
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Post by Topper Gas on Aug 2, 2015 15:33:28 GMT
Why should NH be rewarded with a £10m payoff for his absolute failure, that's even more thane he's invested/wanted which is only around £2m? You like a lot of people on here always quote figures. Where do you get them from? The club accounts which routinely get referred to on the forums? Anything NH has loaned to the club appears in the annual accounts. He will have also bought shares but what's a Div 2 club with £7/8m debts worth on the open market?
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Post by lympstonegas on Aug 2, 2015 15:46:14 GMT
You like a lot of people on here always quote figures. Where do you get them from? The club accounts which routinely get referred to on the forums? Anything NH has loaned to the club appears in the annual accounts. He will have also bought shares but what's a Div 2 club with £7/8m debts worth on the open market? [br Nick would demand his £7m back and Noel's houseparty would install Mr Blooby as mascot Deal or no deal ...no way Jose ..he prefers cricket anyway ....hates football Well Harry Buckle has just disputed your figures Definitely wouldn't want Noel Edmunds and his small man syndrome- be careful what you wish for
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Post by Topper Gas on Aug 2, 2015 15:56:38 GMT
The club accounts which routinely get referred to on the forums? Anything NH has loaned to the club appears in the annual accounts. He will have also bought shares but what's a Div 2 club with £7/8m debts worth on the open market? [br Nick would demand his £7m back and Noel's houseparty would install Mr Blooby as mascot Deal or no deal ...no way Jose ..he prefers cricket anyway ....hates football Well Harry Buckle has just disputed your figures Definitely wouldn't want Noel Edmunds and his small man syndrome- be careful what you wish for Hardly disputed the figures? Anyway where's the evidence NH has "invested" £7m in the club? He could demand his loan back but what's his other investment worth if the Mem is worth £10m but we have £7/8m of debts?
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Post by lympstonegas on Aug 2, 2015 16:27:40 GMT
[br Well Harry Buckle has just disputed your figures Definitely wouldn't want Noel Edmunds and his small man syndrome- be careful what you wish for Hardly disputed the figures? Anyway where's the evidence NH has "invested" £7m in the club? He could demand his loan back but what's his other investment worth if the Mem is worth £10m but we have £7/8m of debts? I was remarking on your own justification the evidence....., The club accounts which routinely get referred to on the forums? Anything NH has loaned to the club appears in the annual accounts. He will have also bought shares but what's a Div 2 club with £7/8m debts worth on the open market? Obviously if you referred to it, it must be right ?
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Post by Rex on Aug 2, 2015 16:28:00 GMT
I'm struggling to think of anyone I would like less than Noel Edmonds in charge of our club.
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dagnogo
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Post by dagnogo on Aug 2, 2015 16:32:07 GMT
I'm struggling to think of anyone I would like less than Noel Edmonds in charge of our club. I could reel you off half a dozen names right now.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2015 17:04:37 GMT
I'm struggling to think of anyone I would like less than Noel Edmonds in charge of our club. David Pipe.
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Post by Colyton Gas. on Aug 2, 2015 17:12:39 GMT
I'm struggling to think of anyone I would like less than Noel Edmonds in charge of our club. David Pipe. Wait for it!!!!
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Post by scottishgas on Aug 2, 2015 17:27:35 GMT
I'm struggling to think of anyone I would like less than Noel Edmonds in charge of our club. Noel Edmonds and Darrell Clarke ... have i died and gone to Ashton as recompense for an evil life??
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Post by dagnogo on Aug 2, 2015 17:29:48 GMT
I'm struggling to think of anyone I would like less than Noel Edmonds in charge of our club. Noel Edmonds and Darrell Clarke ... have i died and gone to Ashton as recompense for an evil life?? Yeah that promotion winning coach is the pits ain't he? Much worse than Ward, McGhee, Buckle, Penney, Thommo...
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Post by chippenhamgas on Aug 2, 2015 18:23:15 GMT
I'm struggling to think of anyone I would like less than Noel Edmonds in charge of our club. I could reel you off half a dozen names right now. higgs would win more money on deal or no deal than he ever will in court against sains.
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