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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2021 20:51:37 GMT
Can we just skip the first 4 overs of our first innings in each test and start on 12-2? Might as well. As much as I like 20-20 cricket, there are a few minor changes that I`d make. 1. Both teams to wear white. 2. Games to last 5 days. 3. 90 overs to be bowled in a day. 4. Both teams to bat twice. And bowl, obvs.
5. That`s enough changes.
You forgot the special rule for Australian players to be issued with regulation grade sandpaper and a pocket size pack of tissues in case they need to have a little cry when they get caught cheating, again. |
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Post by alftupper on Apr 1, 2021 7:13:24 GMT
Might as well. As much as I like 20-20 cricket, there are a few minor changes that I`d make. 1. Both teams to wear white. 2. Games to last 5 days. 3. 90 overs to be bowled in a day. 4. Both teams to bat twice. And bowl, obvs.
5. That`s enough changes.
You forgot the special rule for Australian players to be issued with regulation grade sandpaper and a pocket size pack of tissues in case they need to have a little cry when they get caught cheating, again. Cameron Bancroft stuffed the aforesaid sandpaper down his pants, when he realised he`d been caught. That must have roughed up one side of his balls. Edit: They really ought to have displayed the sandpaper, in the museum at Lords. Just to give non Aussies a laugh.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2021 9:53:17 GMT
You forgot the special rule for Australian players to be issued with regulation grade sandpaper and a pocket size pack of tissues in case they need to have a little cry when they get caught cheating, again. Cameron Bancroft stuffed the aforesaid sandpaper down his pants, when he realised he`d been caught. That must have roughed up one side of his balls. Edit: They really ought to have displayed the sandpaper, in the museum at Lords. Just to give non Aussies a laugh.
Expecting Aussie team to replace the drinks carrier with Nathan Baggaley next! It's a joke, I don't think even the Aussies would be so low as to take drugs. But then again |
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Post by alftupper on Apr 2, 2021 22:44:39 GMT
Cameron Bancroft stuffed the aforesaid sandpaper down his pants, when he realised he`d been caught. That must have roughed up one side of his balls. Edit: They really ought to have displayed the sandpaper, in the museum at Lords. Just to give non Aussies a laugh.
Expecting Aussie team to replace the drinks carrier with Nathan Baggaley next! It's a joke, I don't think even the Aussies would be so low as to take drugs. But then againBaggaley was always on a loser, trying to claim that 650kg of cocaine were for his own private consumption. Who does he think he is? Shane McGowan? |
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