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Post by fatbloke on Jul 13, 2015 14:14:33 GMT
Higgs Lifts up shirt to reveal plan B
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Post by brisgas123 on Jul 13, 2015 15:24:41 GMT
"I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING"
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Post by manchestergas on Jul 13, 2015 15:36:09 GMT
The legal bill was slightly higher than Nick expected.
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Post by Cosmic Pasty on Jul 13, 2015 15:46:22 GMT
'Higgs boasts giant Nectar Points statement after Sainsburys transaction leads to multi-million pound spend.'
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Post by mjg on Jul 13, 2015 16:19:02 GMT
Stadium Plan about to Fold
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Post by pirate49 on Jul 13, 2015 19:40:01 GMT
'I can't see no Shaun the Sheep round here!'
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Post by Somerset Blue on Jul 13, 2015 19:46:10 GMT
"Hey Toni Watola..... Come and see how many 1,000s have signed this petition .... Telling us to phuck off and leave the club"
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Post by BS11Gas on Jul 13, 2015 22:09:10 GMT
"See this contract here. Watertight. The rain just falls right off it." "That's because someone laminated it you moron."
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Post by drgashead on Jul 14, 2015 10:56:40 GMT
Always time for a bit of black humour, any ideas?
Forlorn chairman occupies Filton Avenue mini-roundabout in 'principled' and 'dignified' protest against unfair legal humiliation
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Post by Peter Parker on Jul 14, 2015 11:18:20 GMT
"This contracts watertight, it's been specially laminated"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2015 11:22:10 GMT
"Gasheads engage in humour free bantering contest"
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Post by Finnish Gas on Jul 14, 2015 11:23:56 GMT
"I just can't find a way out of Sainsbury's maze - can you help me Toni"
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Post by drgashead on Jul 14, 2015 11:39:06 GMT
Education Shocker: Tubby kid gets enormous lunch stolen by Sainsbury playground bullies
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Post by Peter Parker on Jul 14, 2015 13:42:40 GMT
"I know it's supposed to be around here Somewhere"
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Post by interceptor on Jul 14, 2015 16:04:25 GMT
Poor mr Higgs was so engrossed in the contract that he took no notice of Sainsburys major marketing slogan..................................
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Post by Peter Parker on Jul 14, 2015 16:13:22 GMT
"apparently it's in the small print"
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