Igitur
Joined: June 2014
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Post by Igitur on Jul 13, 2015 11:16:20 GMT
Always time for a bit of black humour, any ideas? 
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Post by Nobbygas on Jul 13, 2015 11:18:52 GMT
"they say X marks the spot to find the buried treasure..."
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kingswood Polak
Without music life would be a mistake
Joined: May 2014
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Post by kingswood Polak on Jul 13, 2015 11:19:02 GMT
Neville Chamberlain comes to mind. I have here in my hands a piece of paper etc.
Oh boy. One very deluded man and give that we know he had the knowledge that Sainsbury's wanted out, makes it worse
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Post by manchestergas on Jul 13, 2015 11:19:24 GMT
Is it raining? My contract seems to be leaking.
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Post by manchestergas on Jul 13, 2015 11:20:53 GMT
Your Neville Chamberlain comment maybe is apt, he actually remains me more of Hitler, looking at plans for grand building plans that will never occur as the Russian Armies shell Berlin.
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Jester
I've seen some highs and I've seen some lows, but 3rd May 2014 is the lowest I ever want to see!
Joined: May 2014
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Post by Jester on Jul 13, 2015 11:21:25 GMT
I want my ashes scattered..................!!
Isn't there a Sainsburys near here?
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Post by Dr John Dee on Jul 13, 2015 11:22:09 GMT
Your Neville Chamberlain comment maybe is apt, he actually remains me more of Hitler, looking at plans for grand building plans that will never occur as the Russian Armies shell Berlin. I invoke Godwin's law en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law |
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Deleted
Joined: January 1970
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2015 11:22:51 GMT
I'm looking for some treasure,
I have a map here,
It's called wonkas Willy treasure cunnt.
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mjhgas
Joined: May 2014
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Post by mjhgas on Jul 13, 2015 11:23:11 GMT
Welcome good people of South Glos, UWE, our new American partners and the directors of Aldi...........may I present - Plan B!
Myself & Toni will now start clearing the weeds and wildlife from the site (again)!
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Post by manchestergas on Jul 13, 2015 11:23:34 GMT
I was told the most popular documentaries are documentaries about sharks and Nazi's. So the perfect documentary would entitled:
'Nazi Killer Sharks'.
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Bridgeman
Alfie Biggs
Joined: May 2014
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Post by Bridgeman on Jul 13, 2015 11:24:05 GMT
Where's Bristol on here ?
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Post by drgashead on Jul 13, 2015 11:26:40 GMT
The obvious one is:
'Which way is up'
Although a more pertinent caption might be:
'Incompetent fathead gets lost in legal wasteland'
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garygas
Joined: June 2014
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Post by garygas on Jul 13, 2015 11:29:20 GMT
This toilet paper from sainsburys is way to small for my ass
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Post by clockendgas on Jul 13, 2015 11:29:33 GMT
"and all we have to do is move everything back down the A4 to twerton and everything will be fine, trust me"
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Post by manchestergas on Jul 13, 2015 11:36:10 GMT
This will tell me where to plant the magic beans I bought off Sainsbury.
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Post by drgashead on Jul 13, 2015 11:59:14 GMT
Always time for a bit of black humour, any ideas? Higgs reveals that his years of construction expertise has failed to organise revelries in prospective brewery |
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Post by o2o2bo2ba on Jul 13, 2015 12:01:50 GMT
It doesn't matter if it rains out here, I'm holding something that it watertight... (tw@t)
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LPGas
Stuart Taylor
Joined: May 2014
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Post by LPGas on Jul 13, 2015 12:22:02 GMT
Always time for a bit of black humour, any ideas? Higgs reveals that his years of construction expertise has failed to organise revelries in prospective brewery The winner |
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Post by theeyeofaneedle on Jul 13, 2015 12:51:08 GMT
Left a bit, up a bit, down a bit, right a bit, right a bit, right a bit......shoot!!
MISSED!!!!
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Post by deanoman on Jul 13, 2015 12:52:06 GMT
" Look in my hands, I have the watertight Contract - See now do you believe me? "
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