crater
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Post by crater on Apr 22, 2015 17:48:58 GMT
The narrator of TVs Big Brother, Marcus Bentley, hails from the great town of Gateshead.
If you remove the letters B.A.R.N.E.T. from his name, you are left with the words scum and ely.
"The Seminoles are no cowards and we can join them and wipe that scum of humanity off the face of the earth" is a quote from the 1910 book titled 'The boy chums in the forest', written by Wilmer Mateo Ely.
The San Jose Senior Golf Championships of 2014, saw Tony Wilmer from San Mateo finish in a creditable tied 11th position, with a 2 round score of 155.
AA Route planner shows that the total time it would take to travel from an area of North London to an area of South Western France, would take you 11 hours 14 minutes.
Actually, to be more accurate it would take that that time to travel from Barnet-Toulouse.
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Post by ismellgas on Apr 22, 2015 17:53:12 GMT
Eh
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Post by tauntongas on Apr 22, 2015 17:54:06 GMT
Post of the Year, 2015.
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Rex
Predictions League
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Post by Rex on Apr 22, 2015 17:59:00 GMT
Fantastic, now we need a post explaining why we will beat Alfreton.
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Bridgeman
Alfie Biggs
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Post by Bridgeman on Apr 22, 2015 19:39:00 GMT
Talk about clutching at straws......  |
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Post by Antonio Fargas on Apr 22, 2015 19:53:40 GMT
I don't understand it, but I'll believe in it.
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Post by matealotblue on Apr 22, 2015 21:32:10 GMT
Of course winning at Dover will mean we don't have to worry about Barnet.........oh hang on a minute!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2015 21:36:57 GMT
Right then I need to bet we will win on sat and the goals will be scored in the 11th and 14th min, and to make matters even better gateshead will score at the exact same time and win!
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Post by DudeLebowski on Apr 23, 2015 1:03:10 GMT
Rovers 3 - 0 Alfreton
Barnet 2 - 2 Gateshead
CHAMPIONS!
You know where you heard it, get back to the dude on that when it comes in! ; )
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Post by Gregory Stevens on Apr 23, 2015 4:47:33 GMT
and thats why I murdered the prostitutes, officer.
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Post by Henbury Gas on Apr 23, 2015 7:54:21 GMT
Talk about clutching at straws...... I will be clutching at something come saturday.... toilet paper and/or Tener pads if we have not scored in the first 5 seconds....  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2015 8:28:30 GMT
 Any team news yet? |
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Post by matealotblue on Apr 23, 2015 8:42:01 GMT
There will be two teams at the Mem on Saturday is what I heard from a reliable source. |
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Post by hungerfordgas on Apr 23, 2015 10:18:36 GMT
There will be two teams at the Mem on Saturday is what I heard from a reliable source. Well fingers crossed the team in Blue & White "turn up"! |
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Post by hungerfordgas on Apr 23, 2015 10:20:19 GMT
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LJG
Peter Beadle
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Post by LJG on Apr 23, 2015 11:26:49 GMT
YES!
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Post by Henbury Gas on Apr 23, 2015 12:03:34 GMT
Its preordained
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Post by Global Gas on Apr 23, 2015 15:27:42 GMT
Fantastic, now we need a post explaining why we will beat Alfreton. It's simple really: Alfreton is an anagram of An elf rot. As we all no elves are closely associated with Christmas. The commercial face of Christmas is Father Christmas, who is also known as Santa. Santa can be seen in the first part of the city named SANTAnder. Santander is also the name of a bank. Bank rhymes with tank. I've never owned a tank but I've owned a Ford KA. Henry Ford was the founder of Ford Motors. His father was called William Ford. William is the real name of the rap artist Will.I.Am, front man for the group "The Black eyed Peas". The Black Eyed Peas had a single called "Lets get retarded". The name of the song was changed to "Lets get it started" for the radio. The early radio was called a wireless. Wireless is now commonly used to describe a type of internet connection often called Wi-Fi. I've been chatting to my mate using the free Wi-Fi in the local Starbucks and he says Alfreton are sh#t, so they'll lose. Simples. |
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Rex
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Post by Rex on Apr 23, 2015 15:43:34 GMT
Fantastic, now we need a post explaining why we will beat Alfreton. It's simple really: Alfreton is an anagram of An elf rot. As we all no elves are closely associated with Christmas. The commercial face of Christmas is Father Christmas, who is also known as Santa. Santa can be seen in the first part of the city named SANTAnder. Santander is also the name of a bank. Bank rhymes with tank. I've never owned a tank but I've owned a Ford KA. Henry Ford was the founder of Ford Motors. His father was called William Ford. William is the real name of the rap artist Will.I.Am, front man for the group "The Black eyed Peas". The Black Eyed Peas had a single called "Lets get retarded". The name of the song was changed to "Lets get it started" for the radio. The early radio was called a wireless. Wireless is now commonly used to describe a type of internet connection often called Wi-Fi. I've been chatting to my mate using the free Wi-Fi in the local Starbucks and he says Alfreton are sh#t, so they'll lose. Simples.
Brilliant! I wish you had told us this earlier though, I have been worried about the game all week, and it turns out it was sorted all along.
Now all we need to do is plan our open bus tour for the bank holiday Monday 
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Bridgeman
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Post by Bridgeman on Apr 24, 2015 1:16:29 GMT
It's simple really: Alfreton is an anagram of An elf rot. As we all no elves are closely associated with Christmas. The commercial face of Christmas is Father Christmas, who is also known as Santa. Santa can be seen in the first part of the city named SANTAnder. Santander is also the name of a bank. Bank rhymes with tank. I've never owned a tank but I've owned a Ford KA. Henry Ford was the founder of Ford Motors. His father was called William Ford. William is the real name of the rap artist Will.I.Am, front man for the group "The Black eyed Peas". The Black Eyed Peas had a single called "Lets get retarded". The name of the song was changed to "Lets get it started" for the radio. The early radio was called a wireless. Wireless is now commonly used to describe a type of internet connection often called Wi-Fi. I've been chatting to my mate using the free Wi-Fi in the local Starbucks and he says Alfreton are sh#t, so they'll lose. Simples.
Brilliant! I wish you had told us this earlier though, I have been worried about the game all week, and it turns out it was sorted all along.
Now all we need to do is plan our open bus tour for the bank holiday Monday
Don't forget the Mayan skull too ! |
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