trunky
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Post by trunky on Feb 24, 2015 16:23:53 GMT
How about pork pie sausage roll come on Worrall give us a goal.
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Richard Walker
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Post by Peter Parker on Feb 24, 2015 16:43:24 GMT
It's Akinde magic
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Post by pirate49 on Feb 24, 2015 16:51:08 GMT
Not a chant but..................
At Dorchester this season their fans had just one big flag of St. George draped across the home end.
On it, in three of the four 'quarters', was
BORN TO MOAN.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2015 17:22:45 GMT
Stoke City in 1984/85 were one of the very worst teams ever to disgrace English football's top flight. Relegated by a country mile, they gained just 17 points, won only three games and finished with a goal difference of -67.
On Boxing Day 1984, Manchester United were the visitors to the Victoria Ground with the home side already well adrift having only won once up to that point. Stoke surprised the visitors with a 2-1 win, prompting the Boothen End to serenade United with "What's it like, what's it like, what's it like to lose at Stoke?"
Funny enough. Even funnier was the response from the travelling Mancs: "You should know, you should know, you should know..."
Incidentally, there were a few eye catching names in that Stoke team. Steve Bould made 38 appearances, George Berry, Robbie James, Alan Hudson, Sammy McIlroy & Mark Chamberlain all featured regularly. And some bloke called Carl Saunders managed 17 starts with two goals, including the winner that day against Man United...
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Post by gasandproud on Feb 24, 2015 17:53:37 GMT
At Twerton playing Derby.... Little kid to Peter Shilton...."You never made it Shilton" Adult shouts from the crowd..."that's it son...now tell him he's a w**ker"!!
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Post by badbloodash on Feb 24, 2015 17:59:00 GMT
How about pork pie sausage roll come on Worrall give us a goal. Clarks pie pint of natch c'mon rovers win this match
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Post by o2o2bo2ba on Feb 24, 2015 18:16:47 GMT
I did like 'you fat b*stard, you fat b*stard' from Blackthorn End on Saturday during the substitution, and he turned and clapped us!
Great banter..
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Post by Bordeaux Gas on Feb 24, 2015 18:38:28 GMT
Can you hear the Gurnam Singh?
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Post by a more piratey game on Feb 24, 2015 20:08:29 GMT
My fave is the simple oooh arrr ee's a Latvian. Always tickled me
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Post by laughinggas on Feb 24, 2015 20:28:40 GMT
Can you hear the Gurnam Singh? Gillingham away, some guy in stand, Rovers, shouted Singh I always thought you were ****, Mr Singh looked at him as the follow up came, now I know you are. Never got a decision after that, but think we never lose when he reffed us.
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Post by clockendgas on Feb 24, 2015 22:13:28 GMT
At twerton verses grimsby, big fat lad in the away end, gas singing fatboy fatboy show us your tits, he lifted his top, joined in with the banter, and he enjoyed taking the piss big time when they were 3-1 up, happy days
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Post by Trowbridge_Gas on Feb 24, 2015 22:45:06 GMT
celtic fans singing theres only 2 andy gorams 2 andt gorams theres only 2 andy gorams after he had been diagnosed with split personality disorder I think you'll find it was Rangers fans who sang that one actually - it was meant to be supportive....in a way. Just like the song United fans used to sing about Tim Howard who has a mild form of Tourettes. 'My old man said be a goalkeeper.....I said f of b****** you're a ****'. I think they were meant well on the whole. My personal favourite at Rovers 'Lescott ready to rumble' which I believe was a Chewbacca contribution. Isn't it Tim Timiny Tim Timiny Tim Tim Taroo, we've got Tim Howard and he says f*** you... Funny all the same!
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Post by gasheadnaboo on Feb 24, 2015 22:50:29 GMT
Two that really stick out in my memory are of one guy screaming "You never made it Anderton!" every ten minutes to former England International Darren Anderton against Bournemouth and a song about the Boston United keeper Stuart Brock "Brock, Brock, he's got a tiny cock"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2015 23:22:36 GMT
One of my favourites was at Brunton ParkPark. One of our fans stalking Kevin Gall on the touchline going "meep meep" with malice. Very funny.
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Post by giddygogo on Feb 24, 2015 23:22:36 GMT
A Goalkeeper.Cant remember which club but went by the unfortunate surname of Rachel. He was greeted by the chant of...Rachel,Rachel show us yer tits! To be fair to him,he did laugh.
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Post by LPGas on Feb 25, 2015 17:23:21 GMT
At Watford when we knew Elton Jon was there "He's fat, he's queer, he likes it up the rear, Elton John, Elton John"
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Post by LPGas on Feb 25, 2015 17:25:35 GMT
One night at Twerton on a cold misty night we were playing Fulham, and their goalie was continually shouting instructions, even when they were on the attack, then some wag from behind the goal shouts "Goalie you've got more mouth than a cows got arse. " I thought, only in the West would you hear that
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Post by The Concept on Feb 25, 2015 18:14:15 GMT
My fave is the simple oooh arrr ee's a Latvian. Always tickled me I preferred it in its original form, when it actually rhymed. "Ooh Arr, he's from ee's from Latvia". Don't know why people changed it. Some others: Same goes for the new Stuart Sinclair "He's covered in hair" song. Some sing "Angry b@ast@rd" instead of "Angry Pirate". Sounds a bit weird calling your own player an angry b@st@rd. Another that didn't rhyme was "Elliot" and "Brilliant". Bit rubbishy to me that song. Oh, and I cringe every time I used to hear that pathetic chant "We're Bristol Rovers, we do what we want". Thankfully now "We're top of the league"! Sorry for being negative; I'll try to come back with ones I do like!
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Post by csssmooth on Feb 26, 2015 1:33:55 GMT
Its just like watching Grange hill, on a rainy tuesday night at blackpool
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Post by interceptor on Feb 27, 2015 16:23:38 GMT
Went to See Marcus debut for Ipswich against Barnsley at Oakwell (My business partner is an Ipswich fan), when Harry Bassett was their manager. Bassett had slagged off Ipswich in the press and they were very annoyed. Spasmodically but for much of the match the whole away support were singing Bassett, Bassett you're a C**t. Not very imaginative but very loud and very, hearing it on the highlights!
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