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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2015 11:13:41 GMT
Oooh Arrrr, he's from Gibraltar... Cheers, means a lot.
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Post by Dr John Dee on Feb 24, 2015 11:19:00 GMT
at Clive Walker: "Flasher, flasher, show us your knob"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2015 11:28:15 GMT
I always found the Manic Street Preacher rip off sung at Graham Rix a bit dark but funny...
"If you tolerate Rix, then your children will be next".
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Post by Gastafari on Feb 24, 2015 11:56:02 GMT
Brock, Brock, you've got a tiny cock! Against Kidderminster 10 or so years ago
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Post by Nailsea Gas on Feb 24, 2015 12:11:44 GMT
To Steve Evans when he was at Crawley, 'whats that coming over the hill, is it the taxman, is it the tax man, and from this season at Nuneaton the fabulous 'Ginger and pink your having a laugh'
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Post by brizzle on Feb 24, 2015 12:57:42 GMT
Terry Oldfield was having a typically Terry Oldfield-type game for us (high on energy and commitment, but a little low on skill), when one wag shouted out from the crowd in the North Enclosure . . . ''Oldfield, you're like an elephant in f***ing tights.''
Even the himself player smiled.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2015 13:07:48 GMT
West ham singing about their Icelandic owners.
"If you made a lot of money selling biscuits, buy our club"
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Post by Bristol Rovers on Feb 24, 2015 13:14:53 GMT
At Saints vs West Ham a couple of weeks ago, the saints fans chanted, 'You're just a s**t Rickie Lambert', at Andy Caroll. But it's the fans comments that really do crack me up, if only I could remember what these two were saying on Saturday! "'You're just a s**t Rickie Lambert', at Andy Caroll." I like that one.
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Post by Bristol Rovers on Feb 24, 2015 13:18:29 GMT
Brock, Brock, you've got a tiny cock! Against Kidderminster 10 or so years ago I remember that!!!
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Post by Jester on Feb 24, 2015 13:30:41 GMT
To poorly performing linesman (don't they all?) last season from the East Terrace "Referees Assistant? You should be done under the Trades Description Act".
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Post by lockleazer on Feb 24, 2015 13:52:45 GMT
at Twerton once the chap was coming round selling programmes... usual patter from the seller "programmes?, Programmes?" back came a loud reply from some wag "eastenders, Coranation st, the bill"
Away from rovers during a parks game i heard a throw in taker shouting as he looked to throw it to someone "who wants it?" ... another player replied with "me but shouldnt we wait till after the game?".... thought that was a good un to be fair
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Post by alftimebovril on Feb 24, 2015 13:53:28 GMT
celtic fans singing theres only 2 andy gorams 2 andt gorams theres only 2 andy gorams after he had been diagnosed with split personality disorder
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Post by badbloodash on Feb 24, 2015 13:57:18 GMT
I always found the Manic Street Preacher rip off sung at Graham Rix a bit dark but funny... "If you tolerate Rix, then your children will be next". Still the best to the tune of the Addams family your sister is your mother your father is your brother you've far too many toes and everybody knows your a s**thead family
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2015 14:00:12 GMT
I always found the Manic Street Preacher rip off sung at Graham Rix a bit dark but funny... "If you tolerate Rix, then your children will be next". Still the best to the tune of the Addams family your sister is your mother your father is your brother you've far too many toes and everybody knows your a s***head family I thought it was "you only f**k each other", your one has far too many syllables.
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Post by badbloodash on Feb 24, 2015 14:03:33 GMT
Still the best to the tune of the Addams family your sister is your mother your father is your brother you've far too many toes and everybody knows your a s***head family I thought it was "you only f each other", your one has far too many syllables. What are you the grammar police ? its part of a fourteen line sonnet and should be spoken in iambic pentameter
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Post by Nailsea Gas on Feb 24, 2015 14:07:59 GMT
Also from the Buckle era (debacle) The grass is to wet I ran out of gel The sun was too bright all inserted into that's why were losing blah blah blah
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2015 14:08:07 GMT
I thought it was "you only f each other", your one has far too many syllables. What are you the grammar police ? its part of a fourteen line sonnet and should be spoken in iambic pentameter Alas, not the grammar police. Your one just doesn't fit into the Addams Family feem toon.
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Post by irishrover on Feb 24, 2015 14:15:28 GMT
celtic fans singing theres only 2 andy gorams 2 andt gorams theres only 2 andy gorams after he had been diagnosed with split personality disorder I think you'll find it was Rangers fans who sang that one actually - it was meant to be supportive....in a way. Just like the song United fans used to sing about Tim Howard who has a mild form of Tourettes. 'My old man said be a goalkeeper.....I said f**k of b'stard you're a ****'. I think they were meant well on the whole. My personal favourite at Rovers 'Lescott ready to rumble' which I believe was a Chewbacca contribution.
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Post by Peter Parker on Feb 24, 2015 14:18:39 GMT
celtic fans singing theres only 2 andy gorams 2 andt gorams theres only 2 andy gorams after he had been diagnosed with split personality disorder I think you'll find it was Rangers fans who sang that one actually - it was meant to be supportive....in a way. Just like the song United fans used to sing about Tim Howard who has a mild form of Tourettes. 'My old man said be a goalkeeper.....I said f of b****** you're a ****'. I think they were meant well on the whole. My personal favourite at Rovers 'Lescott ready to rumble' which I believe was a Chewbacca contribution. watch us wreck with Pipe..
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Post by chinnorexile on Feb 24, 2015 14:36:51 GMT
At Saints vs West Ham a couple of weeks ago, the saints fans chanted, 'You're just a s**t Rickie Lambert', at Andy Caroll. But it's the fans comments that really do crack me up, if only I could remember what these two were saying on Saturday! "'You're just a s**t Rickie Lambert', at Andy Caroll." I like that one. Southampton fans have a funny sense of humour. A number of years ago Leicester went to the Dell (thats a while ago) and were mid table. Southampton were fighting a relegation battle. Mid way through the first half Leicester fans starting chanting "going down, going down, going down". To which the Saint response was "So are we, so are we, so are we". I think it made the whole crowd laugh.
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