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Post by percypiecrust on Nov 25, 2014 13:35:34 GMT
Its official, God must be a City supporter. I have noticed for several years now (how sad does that make me look) that whenever the Gas play at home it is peeing down with rain. Even if the day starts off lovely, by kick off time the heavens have opened enough for the fans travelling to the games to get soaking wet, whereas when the City play at home, even if it is chucking it down in the morning, by kick off time the weather is lovely. Only one person to blame , and it must be God.
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Post by Antonio Fargas on Nov 25, 2014 13:49:43 GMT
If God was a sheed, they wouldn't be so s**t.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2014 13:50:35 GMT
He did crucify his own son.
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Post by Newton Abbot Gas on Nov 25, 2014 13:50:52 GMT
But santa is a GASHEAD
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Post by Antonio Fargas on Nov 25, 2014 13:51:50 GMT
He did crucify his own son. Yeah, a bit cruel, but at least he didn't take him down Trashton. That really would be an uncaring god.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2014 14:28:42 GMT
Autocorrect from Balanta?
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Post by Wreckless on Nov 25, 2014 15:10:34 GMT
Sorry Newton - Santa doesn't exist.
Now if that doesn't get me banned, nothing will!
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Post by Antonio Fargas on Nov 25, 2014 15:23:39 GMT
Sorry Newton - Santa doesn't exist.
Autocorrect from Balanta?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2014 15:31:00 GMT
Sorry Newton - Santa doesn't exist.
Autocorrect from Balanta? Great Balanta
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2014 15:31:41 GMT
Autocorrect from Balanta? Great Balanta Sorry, autocorrect from banter.
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Post by azulyblanco on Nov 25, 2014 15:42:21 GMT
Sorry Newton - Santa doesn't exist.
Now if that doesn't get me banned, nothing will!
I think you'll find god doesn't, either.
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Post by o2o2bo2ba on Nov 25, 2014 16:23:16 GMT
Where does it say in the bible:
And Jesus turned unto them and said: "my old man said be a C*ty fan..." ??
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2014 16:29:44 GMT
God does exist, he's just stepped down from the board.
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Post by Antonio Fargas on Nov 25, 2014 16:30:21 GMT
Where does it say in the bible: And Jesus turned unto them and said: "my old man said be a C*ty fan..." ?? And lo shall I come among you and thereby will I shower upon thy house 60 million sheckles. But thou shalt not be grateful and thou shall blow it all on the Championship, for a man shall come from down in his triumph from Hull and rifle in a superb volley from the edge of the box. And so shall my people despair and they shall be driven into League 1 and be cast out with the people of Swindon and Milton Keynes.
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Post by Bridgeman on Nov 27, 2014 2:42:45 GMT
Where does it say in the bible: And Jesus turned unto them and said: "my old man said be a C*ty fan..." ?? And lo shall I come among you and thereby will I shower upon thy house 60 million sheckles. But thou shalt not be grateful and thou shall blow it all on the Championship, for a man shall come from down in his triumph from Hull and rifle in a superb volley from the edge of the box. And so shall my people despair and they shall be driven into League 1 and be cast out with the people of Swindon and Milton Keynes. They're quotes from the Book of Tripe aren't they ?
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Post by Teigngas on Nov 27, 2014 7:57:02 GMT
It`s true. It says so on my hat.
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