Sainsbury's Forum spy?

Blimey that's bit paranoiac. For an organisation like Sainsbury's to be leaking stuff to this forum would be bizarre. The only person Sainsbury's has to influence in the judge.

I'm the Sainsbury's spy, and so's my Wife.

he who smelt it, dealt it

Just because sharwoods balti sauce is on offer at 2 for £3 in every well lit store with professional staff, and a whole range of great items at competitive prices doesn't mean it's someone on here.

He's on to me!

Wouldn't it be shocking if there had been disinformation? Boy, that would be worth shaking a fist and getting the right hump about.

Before we restoke our victim complexes, though, what disinformation is that?  Or what has been said that might be disinformation?

I assume you're discounting: 'ready to start at the end of May (2014)'; 'ditto by the end of summer (2014)'; 'a few Is and Ts to be competed'; 'nothing preventing progress' (a few weeks after we sued them for preventing progress); and 'the contract (which took six days' examination in the High Court) is watertight', all of which were total b0llocks but didn't start on this forum and can't be blamed on Sainsbury's.

Anything else?

Heaven forfend that we might be the victims of disinformation. 

Tis a fair cop.

I have been playing the very long game.  In 1992, a Sainsbury's analyst produced a statistical model showing that there was 78% chance that Rovers would acquire land in North Bristol at some point in the next 10-15 years years.  So as a 10 year old they brainwashed me under the pretext that they knew the internet would be massive and I would be in a position to moderate a minor Rovers internet forum some 20 odd years later.  I was given opinions about football, Lee Archer, Ian Holloway as a manager and they created a semi-realistic persona for me.  In the meantime I was passing important information about whether Brian Gayle's knee was going to hold up sufficiently to earn a long term contract or whether Dave Savage was actually any good or not.  Then the moment came and we struck - I was tasked with sowing the seeds of discord among Rovers fans by suggesting outlandish claims such as 'Actually I think James Hunt was a lot better than a lot of people think' and 'Wayne Brown was a flashy luxury playere who offered very little in end product' etc.  All of this information has been factored into not only Sainsbury's current court case against Rovers but also their mid-long term business plan. It is quite clear that the average Rovers fan remains blissfully ignorant at how absolutely vital the tiniest detail of the club's performance is to the long term future of Sainsbury's.  The last thing I hard is that depending on the timescale of Stuart Sinclair's return from injury Sainsbury's may or may not be launching a manned space mission to Uranus or knocking 50p off the price of Cathedral City Cheese.

Ah, but was he or did Sainsbury's just make you believe that he was?

i'm spartacus and so are my wife and kids and all my friends