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Post by Mrs V Smegma on Jan 21, 2024 17:53:18 GMT
I have it on the highest authority - club historian Harry Buckle no less- that Rovers are about to sign Brexit Unicorn Brony McPisswizzle from Little Britain FC.
McPisswizzle is a centre forward who has scored 7 goals in 372 appearances for his current team and Buckle has been leading a one man campaign to get his signed so we can ship out useless dud Chris Martin.
McPisswizzle is apparently quite swift over 12 furlongs and causes chaos when he goes up for headers in the box as his opponents do not know how to deal with a punctured ball. All his goals have come in this manner.
It is thought that the clubs have agreed a transfer fee of £1.2M which Buckle thinks is an absolute bargain considering we were going to pay nearly that much for Jonson Clarke-Harris in the last transfer window
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Post by alftupper on Jan 22, 2024 7:22:05 GMT
I have it on the highest authority - club historian Harry Buckle no less- that Rovers are about to sign Brexit Unicorn Brony McPisswizzle from Little Britain FC. McPisswizzle is a centre forward who has scored 7 goals in 372 appearances for his current team and Buckle has been leading a one man campaign to get his signed so we can ship out useless dud Chris Martin. McPisswizzle is apparently quite swift over 12 furlongs and causes chaos when he goes up for headers in the box as his opponents do not know how to deal with a punctured ball. All his goals have come in this manner. It is thought that the clubs have agreed a transfer fee of £1.2M which Buckle thinks is an absolute bargain considering we were going to pay nearly that much for Jonson Clarke-Harris in the last transfer window I`d have no problem with any of this, as long as we could keep Martin and ship out Marquis. |
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Post by russiangas on Jan 22, 2024 11:05:48 GMT
I have it on the highest authority - club historian Harry Buckle no less- that Rovers are about to sign Brexit Unicorn Brony McPisswizzle from Little Britain FC. McPisswizzle is a centre forward who has scored 7 goals in 372 appearances for his current team and Buckle has been leading a one man campaign to get his signed so we can ship out useless dud Chris Martin. McPisswizzle is apparently quite swift over 12 furlongs and causes chaos when he goes up for headers in the box as his opponents do not know how to deal with a punctured ball. All his goals have come in this manner. It is thought that the clubs have agreed a transfer fee of £1.2M which Buckle thinks is an absolute bargain considering we were going to pay nearly that much for Jonson Clarke-Harris in the last transfer window Bateman? |
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Post by texasgas on Jan 22, 2024 12:29:34 GMT
I have it on the highest authority - club historian Harry Buckle no less- that Rovers are about to sign Brexit Unicorn Brony McPisswizzle from Little Britain FC. McPisswizzle is a centre forward who has scored 7 goals in 372 appearances for his current team and Buckle has been leading a one man campaign to get his signed so we can ship out useless dud Chris Martin. McPisswizzle is apparently quite swift over 12 furlongs and causes chaos when he goes up for headers in the box as his opponents do not know how to deal with a punctured ball. All his goals have come in this manner. It is thought that the clubs have agreed a transfer fee of £1.2M which Buckle thinks is an absolute bargain considering we were going to pay nearly that much for Jonson Clarke-Harris in the last transfer window His agent, Barry Knuckle, said “trust me, it’s a done deal” |
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Post by Blue Mist on Jan 22, 2024 13:41:00 GMT
Feels like it would take a magic unicorn to get us a win atm
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Post by warehamgas on Jan 22, 2024 15:25:05 GMT
Feels like it would take a magic unicorn to get us a win atm I hope not. I’m looking forward to a first match for some time tomorrow night. A peaceful drive home with 3 points secure. (I know hopelessly optimistic!!) UTG! |
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Post by alftupper on Jan 22, 2024 15:54:35 GMT
Feels like it would take a magic unicorn to get us a win atm I hope not. I’m looking forward to a first match for some time tomorrow night. A peaceful drive home with 3 points secure. (I know hopelessly optimistic!!) UTG! Yes. You are. Drag yourself into the real world. We`ll lose 3-0, and you`ll have to divert via Inverness. |
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Post by warehamgas on Jan 22, 2024 17:40:01 GMT
Strange that you say that alf but atm you travel in Dorset and you always come across a closed road with diversions. Happened several times in the last week to me. Hope not tomorrow at 11.00. ☹️
UTG!
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Post by alftupper on Jan 23, 2024 7:12:14 GMT
Strange that you say that alf but atm you travel in Dorset and you always come across a closed road with diversions. Happened several times in the last week to me. Hope not tomorrow at 11.00. ☹️ UTG! Fingers crossed, Wareham. |
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