Post by rowdenhill on Apr 5, 2021 10:09:53 GMT
The upheavals in the Jordanian democracy sparked by renegade special agent Glottal Stop (who, a holder of multiple lucrative posts in the regime, has dared to protest nepotism) mean that it is only a matter of time before Weal (code name Rukha), his brilliant governance record at Bristol Rovers having been noted with awestruck approval by King Abdullah, will be winging his way back home to save his country.
Transfer details are yet to be settled, but it is authoritatively speculated that Gas will receive a one-off $62,500,000 in return for VIP season tickets being provided in a free and uncorrupted sweepstake to 14 courtiers, 123 wives, eight masters of the chamberpot, six wives, 11 concubines and a cup of tea.
