dan
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Post by dan on Jul 7, 2014 10:12:01 GMT
I was just driving through Bath and spotted Nick Higgs driving the other way in his white Bentley. At first I thought he looked quite glum, which of course I took to mean bad news about the stadium. But as I turned around to follow him he spontaneously put the roof down, and as anyone knows glum people don't tend to drive around with the top down, so I assumed he'd just had good news regarding Sainsbury's and the development of the mem site.
As I followed him along the A4 towards Saltford his driving started to become more and more erratic, and on numerous occasions he seemed to brake for no reason at all, and on at least one occasion he drifted into the other lane before quickly darting back out. Clearly he was stressed. Sainsbury's have pulled out, they must have.
A couple of times as we waited at traffic lights I mouthed 'Up the Gas!' into his rear view mirror and was met with a blank stare every time, and then I was cut up by a blonde lady in a Land Rover Freelander at Hicks Gate and didn't make it through the lights in time to keep following.
I don't like to speculate or read into things, but this looks like bad news surely?
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Archie Stephens
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Post by intheknow on Jul 7, 2014 10:15:27 GMT
Brilliant and just about sums up this forum. I'll say it again , Sainsburys are not pulling the plug .
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Frankie Prince
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Post by gassedup on Jul 7, 2014 10:16:59 GMT
I was just driving through Bath and spotted Nick Higgs driving the other way in his white Bentley. At first I thought he looked quite glum, which of course I took to mean bad news about the stadium. But as I turned around to follow him he spontaneously put the roof down, and as anyone knows glum people don't tend to drive around with the top down, so I assumed he'd just had good news regarding Sainsbury's and the development of the mem site. As I followed him along the A4 towards Saltford his driving started to become more and more erratic, and on numerous occasions he seemed to brake for no reason at all, and on at least one occasion he drifted into the other lane before quickly darting back out. Clearly he was stressed. Sainsbury's have pulled out, they must have. A couple of times as we waited at traffic lights I mouthed 'Up the Gas!' into his rear view mirror and was met with a blank stare every time, and then I was cut up by a blonde lady in a Land Rover Freelander at Hicks Gate and didn't make it through the lights in time to keep following. I don't like to speculate or read into things, but this looks like bad news surely? Surely even in a Bentley you can't put the roof down whilst moving can you?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2014 10:18:05 GMT
First post - you will have to do better !
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Post by PessimistGas on Jul 7, 2014 10:18:44 GMT
I was just driving through Bath and spotted Nick Higgs driving the other way in his white Bentley. At first I thought he looked quite glum, which of course I took to mean bad news about the stadium. But as I turned around to follow him he spontaneously put the roof down, and as anyone knows glum people don't tend to drive around with the top down, so I assumed he'd just had good news regarding Sainsbury's and the development of the mem site. As I followed him along the A4 towards Saltford his driving started to become more and more erratic, and on numerous occasions he seemed to brake for no reason at all, and on at least one occasion he drifted into the other lane before quickly darting back out. Clearly he was stressed. Sainsbury's have pulled out, they must have. A couple of times as we waited at traffic lights I mouthed 'Up the Gas!' into his rear view mirror and was met with a blank stare every time, and then I was cut up by a blonde lady in a Land Rover Freelander at Hicks Gate and didn't make it through the lights in time to keep following. I don't like to speculate or read into things, but this looks like bad news surely? laughing4
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Post by Wreckless on Jul 7, 2014 10:19:16 GMT
I was just driving through Bath and spotted Nick Higgs driving the other way in his white Bentley. At first I thought he looked quite glum, which of course I took to mean bad news about the stadium. But as I turned around to follow him he spontaneously put the roof down, and as anyone knows glum people don't tend to drive around with the top down, so I assumed he'd just had good news regarding Sainsbury's and the development of the mem site. As I followed him along the A4 towards Saltford his driving started to become more and more erratic, and on numerous occasions he seemed to brake for no reason at all, and on at least one occasion he drifted into the other lane before quickly darting back out. Clearly he was stressed. Sainsbury's have pulled out, they must have. A couple of times as we waited at traffic lights I mouthed 'Up the Gas!' into his rear view mirror and was met with a blank stare every time, and then I was cut up by a blonde lady in a Land Rover Freelander at Hicks Gate and didn't make it through the lights in time to keep following. I don't like to speculate or read into things, but this looks like bad news surely? I think I'd be stressed if I was being followed by someone mouthing at me (someone who has turned around specifically to follow me).
He probably thought you were going to hi-jack him to nick his Bentley and was trying to shake you off.
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Post by manchestergas on Jul 7, 2014 10:22:03 GMT
He didn't know your motives. You should have got closer and checked if John Ward was lying in the back seat, that would have been truly bad news.
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toteend
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Post by toteend on Jul 7, 2014 10:29:48 GMT
Why do people query the motives of someone making their first post? it soon becomes obvious if they are sh*theads.
At that rate no one would ever be able to join a forum.
Anyway, NH has now arrived at my place and i'll ask him.
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Post by Cosmic Pasty on Jul 7, 2014 10:30:30 GMT
I was just driving through Bath and spotted Nick Higgs driving the other way in his white Bentley. At first I thought he looked quite glum, which of course I took to mean bad news about the stadium. But as I turned around to follow him he spontaneously put the roof down, and as anyone knows glum people don't tend to drive around with the top down, so I assumed he'd just had good news regarding Sainsbury's and the development of the mem site. As I followed him along the A4 towards Saltford his driving started to become more and more erratic, and on numerous occasions he seemed to brake for no reason at all, and on at least one occasion he drifted into the other lane before quickly darting back out. Clearly he was stressed. Sainsbury's have pulled out, they must have. A couple of times as we waited at traffic lights I mouthed 'Up the Gas!' into his rear view mirror and was met with a blank stare every time, and then I was cut up by a blonde lady in a Land Rover Freelander at Hicks Gate and didn't make it through the lights in time to keep following. I don't like to speculate or read into things, but this looks like bad news surely?Nope, looks like a starving internet troll with a poor attempt to scrounge for dinner. Maybe we could round them all up on the thread and start a soup kitchen.
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Post by warmley on Jul 7, 2014 10:31:41 GMT
What a belter!!!
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Post by Antonio Fargas on Jul 7, 2014 10:39:02 GMT
What colour was the Freelander?
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ras
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Post by ras on Jul 7, 2014 10:41:09 GMT
I was just driving through Bath and spotted Nick Higgs driving the other way in his white Bentley. At first I thought he looked quite glum, which of course I took to mean bad news about the stadium. But as I turned around to follow him he spontaneously put the roof down, and as anyone knows glum people don't tend to drive around with the top down, so I assumed he'd just had good news regarding Sainsbury's and the development of the mem site. As I followed him along the A4 towards Saltford his driving started to become more and more erratic, and on numerous occasions he seemed to brake for no reason at all, and on at least one occasion he drifted into the other lane before quickly darting back out. Clearly he was stressed. Sainsbury's have pulled out, they must have. A couple of times as we waited at traffic lights I mouthed 'Up the Gas!' into his rear view mirror and was met with a blank stare every time, and then I was cut up by a blonde lady in a Land Rover Freelander at Hicks Gate and didn't make it through the lights in time to keep following. I don't like to speculate or read into things, but this looks like bad news surely? I think I'd be stressed if I was being followed by someone mouthing at me (someone who has turned around specifically to follow me).
He probably thought you were going to hi-jack him to nick his Bentley and was trying to shake you off.
Especially if said person was mouthing something that probably looked a lot like 'up the @ss' in a rear view mirror!
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Post by gasshole on Jul 7, 2014 10:43:12 GMT
I was just driving through Bath and spotted Nick Higgs driving the other way in his white Bentley. At first I thought he looked quite glum, which of course I took to mean bad news about the stadium. But as I turned around to follow him he spontaneously put the roof down, and as anyone knows glum people don't tend to drive around with the top down, so I assumed he'd just had good news regarding Sainsbury's and the development of the mem site. As I followed him along the A4 towards Saltford his driving started to become more and more erratic, and on numerous occasions he seemed to brake for no reason at all, and on at least one occasion he drifted into the other lane before quickly darting back out. Clearly he was stressed. Sainsbury's have pulled out, they must have. A couple of times as we waited at traffic lights I mouthed 'Up the Gas!' into his rear view mirror and was met with a blank stare every time, and then I was cut up by a blonde lady in a Land Rover Freelander at Hicks Gate and didn't make it through the lights in time to keep following. I don't like to speculate or read into things, but this looks like bad news surely? If someone was following me around the back lanes of Salford, mouthing " up the ass" I would gap it too. Surprised he stopped at the lights TBH
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Post by gasshole on Jul 7, 2014 10:47:59 GMT
Unless of course it was Nicol Kidman with a strap on waiting to deal out. Brace yourself.
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Post by Phrench Phil on Jul 7, 2014 10:51:13 GMT
Whatever the motive, an amusing and inoffensive post.
It made me smile anyway.
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Post by TwertonKid on Jul 7, 2014 10:51:21 GMT
Well I have been going through NH's bins for the last 4 weeks and his consumption of Muller corners has gone up 400% over the last week! If that isn't a clear cut sign that the stadium is off then I don't know what is!
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Post by gasshole on Jul 7, 2014 10:57:49 GMT
Well I have been going through NH's bins for the last 4 weeks and his consumption of Muller corners has gone up 400% over the last week! If that isn't a clear cut sign that the stadium is off then I don't know what is! Was there any Sainsbury's bags ? Or just the usual Aldi's
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Post by gasshole on Jul 7, 2014 11:06:38 GMT
I was just driving through Bath and spotted Nick Higgs driving the other way in his white Bentley. At first I thought he looked quite glum, which of course I took to mean bad news about the stadium. But as I turned around to follow him he spontaneously put the roof down, and as anyone knows glum people don't tend to drive around with the top down, so I assumed he'd just had good news regarding Sainsbury's and the development of the mem site. As I followed him along the A4 towards Saltford his driving started to become more and more erratic, and on numerous occasions he seemed to brake for no reason at all, and on at least one occasion he drifted into the other lane before quickly darting back out. Clearly he was stressed. Sainsbury's have pulled out, they must have. A couple of times as we waited at traffic lights I mouthed 'Up the Gas!' into his rear view mirror and was met with a blank stare every time, and then I was cut up by a blonde lady in a Land Rover Freelander at Hicks Gate and didn't make it through the lights in time to keep following. I don't like to speculate or read into things, but this looks like bad news surely? Was the blonde lady in the Freelander Robbie Savage? Almost missed that one.
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Post by mancgas has left the building on Jul 7, 2014 11:35:47 GMT
I was just driving through Bath and spotted Nick Higgs driving the other way in his white Bentley. At first I thought he looked quite glum, which of course I took to mean bad news about the stadium. But as I turned around to follow him he spontaneously put the roof down, and as anyone knows glum people don't tend to drive around with the top down, so I assumed he'd just had good news regarding Sainsbury's and the development of the mem site. As I followed him along the A4 towards Saltford his driving started to become more and more erratic, and on numerous occasions he seemed to brake for no reason at all, and on at least one occasion he drifted into the other lane before quickly darting back out. Clearly he was stressed. Sainsbury's have pulled out, they must have. A couple of times as we waited at traffic lights I mouthed 'Up the Gas!' into his rear view mirror and was met with a blank stare every time, and then I was cut up by a blonde lady in a Land Rover Freelander at Hicks Gate and didn't make it through the lights in time to keep following. I don't like to speculate or read into things, but this looks like bad news surely? Surely even in a Bentley you can't put the roof down whilst moving can you? in my Smart car you can put the roof up and down at 70 mph, so would hope a Bentley can do it at least at 30mph, being an inferior vehicle
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Post by mancgas has left the building on Jul 7, 2014 11:37:09 GMT
We did ask Nick if he got the Bentley using nectar points from sale of Mem.
He wasnt impressed.
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