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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2015 19:47:28 GMT
They should rename this thread the BANTER thread. Am I right guys? TBf i havent seen a chant on here worse than you Balanta one Cheers bbz Xx
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Post by The Concept on Apr 28, 2015 21:58:49 GMT
You're Stroud and you know you are.
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Post by o2o2bo2ba on Apr 28, 2015 22:01:35 GMT
Kay, Sara Sara..
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Post by The Concept on Apr 28, 2015 22:18:00 GMT
"Are you Shortwood in disguise?"
That's Shortwood United, the other little team in Nailsworth, that did well in the FA Cup last year; not Shortwood the other side of the ring road from Mangotsfield.
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Post by a more piratey game on Apr 28, 2015 23:44:08 GMT
You like a bottle and a car park, bottle and a car park
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Post by markwind on Apr 29, 2015 0:45:57 GMT
Shall we sing a song Tofu? Shall we sinnnng a song Tofu
Quinoa hear the convicts sing? No! No!
And other vegetarian related puns....
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Post by o2o2bo2ba on Apr 29, 2015 5:39:55 GMT
Shall we sing a song Tofu? Shall we sinnnng a song Tofu .... Haha!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2015 9:19:01 GMT
Dale Vince, wherever you may be, We eat meat in the west country, We know this might, sound a little harsh, But you can stick your veggie pasties up your arse! I love this! ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png)
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Post by o2o2bo2ba on Apr 29, 2015 9:51:07 GMT
Dale Vince, wherever you may be, We eat meat in the west country, We know this might, sound a little harsh, But you can stick your veggie pasties up your arse! SIDEWAYS!
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Post by pirate49 on Apr 29, 2015 9:58:41 GMT
'Stand up if you eat red meat stand up if you eat red meat ad infinitum!
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Post by rking89 on Apr 29, 2015 11:41:01 GMT
Just a team full of convicts? Or "we all shagged matilda?" as with the amount of convicts they are basically Australia
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Post by GasPanic! on Apr 29, 2015 11:43:25 GMT
We're Bristol Rovers We'll sing funny songs.
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Post by Bridgeman on Apr 29, 2015 14:28:19 GMT
I shall now copy some of these down on a bit of paper 'cos no way will I remember all of them tonight ! Thank you guys and gals ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png)
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Post by PessimistGas on Apr 29, 2015 15:01:06 GMT
Just a team full of convicts? Or "we all shagged matilda?" as with the amount of convicts they are basically Australia Hmmm, that one worthy of Times Cryptic Crossword.... ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png)
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Post by eppinggas on Apr 30, 2015 8:22:33 GMT
Dale Vince, wherever you may be, We eat meat in the west country, We know this might, sound a little harsh, But you can stick your veggie pasties up your arse! Brilliant. (Although the 4th line might be tough to spit out after a few Thatchers). Or maybe substitute the 3rd and 4th lines with the traditional "And we'll fight you all wherever you may be, 'cos we are the boys from BRFC" Can't wait for Sunday and support and sing for the full 90 minutes. We have to make it horrible and intimidating for this team of cheating inbred thugs. Special abuse for that w**ker Clough. Any specific chants for him?
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Post by richb1989 on Apr 30, 2015 8:26:03 GMT
Dale Vince, wherever you may be, We eat meat in the west country, We know this might, sound a little harsh, But you can stick your veggie pasties up your arse! Brilliant. (Although the 4th line might be tough to spit out after a few Thatchers). Or maybe substitute the 3rd and 4th lines with the traditional "And we'll fight you all wherever you may be, 'cos we are the boys from BRFC" Can't wait for Sunday and support and sing for the full 90 minutes. We have to make it horrible and intimidating for this team of cheating inbred thugs. Special abuse for that w**ker Clough. Any specific chants for him? Or could just remove the 'But you can' and leave it as 'Stick your veggie pasties up your arse!'
Dale Vince, wherever you may be, We eat meat in the west country, We know this might, sound a little harsh, Stick your veggie pasties up your arse!
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Post by eppinggas on Apr 30, 2015 8:32:04 GMT
Either way - the opening rhyming couplet is comic genius!
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Post by alftimebovril on Apr 30, 2015 15:13:28 GMT
He's big He's tough His brains not big enough Charlie Clough Charlie Clough
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Post by stig-of-the-gas on May 1, 2015 6:37:28 GMT
We've got more meat than you, We've got more meat than you...........
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Post by lympstonegas on May 1, 2015 7:17:19 GMT
Still like Kathleen is a gashead - to wind that tree hugger up some more alongside losing money through not getting to Wembley or League 2
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